Random Rants

When a man is dating a super hot woman, people usually ask: would you be dating her if she wasn’t so hot?  By people, I mean the jealous ones (women).  There is no easy answer to that question because so many factors come into play. Read the rest of this entry »

If you think about some of the crazy shit famous people do nowadays, you have to agree with me when I say that being a publicist is probably very hard.  I think I could be up for the job though.  Here is how I would have helped Chris Brown out of his masterful beating of the bitch Rihanna. Read the rest of this entry »

Yahoo is at it again.  Click here if you haven’t read my first entry about yahoo being the source of shitty advice.

Yahoo’s shitty article

This time Yahoo is trying to school you on how to become a better person.  Yahoo isn’t trying to say anything mean, but it sounds to me like it’s implying that you are in fact a piece of shit that needs to shape up your lifestyle.  Somewhere in there I think Yahoo also called you a faggot, but that’s not my problem.  The picture accompanying the article is of an elderly woman wondering why her husband left her.  Obviously this picture is of you, so before you become this sad old woman, become a better person. Read the rest of this entry »

Like the title says, this post consists of 4 things you should never say around me.  Which means that it doesn’t necessarily have to be said to me, but if I’m within earshot when you say it — you’ll be sorry, because my tears are contagious. Read the rest of this entry »

Tis the season to be jolly?  I don’t think so.  Christmas-themed music can be very dark at times and forcing people to listen to it should be illegal. Read the rest of this entry »

Like the title says, Yahoo is the grandmaster of horrible advice.  Granted, they aren’t actually writing the articles and are just linking it from another site but they’re taking responsibility by putting it on their main page.  I’ll be briefly going over their advice just so you can feel the pain that I felt while reading it. Read the rest of this entry »

Here is a brief conversation between the two: Read the rest of this entry »

Some of you may realize that I make fun of myself or the other bloggers here for fun and not because I am a sad sack of shit.  I might be a sad sack of shit, but that isn’t the reason for my self-deprecating jokes.  Read the rest of this entry »